It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. One of our favorite 'plusses' located in
Adventureland in
WDW's Magic Kingdom are the
Spitting Tikis.
Triangulated between the
Jungle Cruise and the properly maligned
Enchanted Tiki Room: Under New Management and
The Magic Carpets of Aladdin attractions, the tikis appear innocuous at first but then surprise guests as they, well, spit on you.
Designed, we presume, as an excellent way for little ones to cool down during the sweltering summer months,
we talked about the history behind this refurbishment in Adventureland back in 2008.
These
Marc Davis beauties, like other items in the parks designed to surprise and get you wet not only are popular but accepted as a classic
Adventureland feature.
By comparison, the other spitting element of
Adventureland, T
he Magic Carpets of Aladdin camels, located not more than 50 feet away are, well, gross. When it comes to basic mechanics, the tikis and the golden ruminants are identical but, once you think about it, who wants to be spit on at random by a camel? Adding to this odd choice is the fact that camels are ruminants and spit cud when agitated.
The Magic Carpets of Aladdin, an odd juxtaposition of storytelling and theming shoehorned into an idyllic South Seas setting, is a Dumbo clone with two golden camels standing guard at the northern and eastern edges of the attraction. These camels, former members of the Aladdin's Royal Caravan parade at DHS and guardians of the defunct Soundstage Restaurant, blend into the foliage but randomly spit on passers by with no warning whatsoever.

How is it then, that the Imagineers hit a ball out of the park on one hand and completely struck out on the other? After all, this is the same basic idea and that's the first thing they did wrong. At one point the parks were full of excellent, non attraction plusses but the constant need to refresh, reinvigorate, and reinvent the parks means that some elements work while other's don't. Perhaps the first, and greatest, mistake was the decision that an animal spitting semi-digested plants (okay, it's water) on guests would be a good thing. I'm all for putting the question 'What Would Walt Do' into proper context but let's consider that. Don't you think Walt would've sat down prior to the final decision and said, 'You want people to be spit on by camels?' I'm no Lévi-Strauss but I'm pretty sure there's a strong, negative cultural connotation associated with being spit on by an animal. Walt certainly wasn't a cultural anthropologist either but he would've killed the idea. The greater mistake, from a flow and storytelling perspective was the financially driven decision to break the South Seas story extending from the
Adventureland hub entrance all the way to
Pirates of the Caribbean back in 1998 with the opening of
The Enchanted Tiki Room: Under New Management and the introduction of Aladdin characters.
The subsequent erosion of the overall theme (
one only needs to look at WDW's dedicated website to the attraction to see the odd contrasts) created 'A Whole New World' with the
Agrabah Bazzar completing the trifecta. (Okay, we do admit there was a Magic Carpet store in the old bazaar but it was evened out by Traders of Timbuktu and the Tiki Tropic Shop.) This capitalization on the highly successful Aladdin movie was easily foretold by Nostradamus in the guise of Nostra-Eisner and management but it utterly destroyed the sight lines in this amazing part of the park and, appropriately, causes at least one member of the PFTP staff to throw up a little bit in his mouth every time he sees it, just like the golden ruminants do to unsuspecting guests each and every day.
Alright, the soap box is put away and the diatribe is over but you've got to admit this isn't a shining moment in the history of the parks. More than anyone else, we'd like to see the genie put back in the bottle and have
Adventureland returned to its former state with another, more appropriate, attraction occupying the spinner's footprint. Any ideas on what would work as a replacement? Who's the booking agent for J. P. and the Silver Stars? Let's at least agree it shouldn't be be something from a
Jungle Cruise movie.
These photographs were taken by the author in November 2007 and May 2010.